Steriods=Chipmunk Cheeks

So my new name is Alvin, since I look like a chipmunk with swollen cheeks. Prednisone does crazy things to your body. I had to go buy a Claires fake diamond ring this weekend cause my fingers are so swollen my wedding ring doesn't fit. George thought I was joking when I sent him a picture of my new ring. He didn't mind that I bought it when I told him it was $5.